Someone Made a Bot Watch 1,000 Hours of Hallmark Christmas Movies and Write an Epic Script

Look, I know that this has absolutely nothing to do with Wildwood but it was way too funny not to share.

It being the Holiday season, the television network Hallmark always aires new Christmas movies. Their 25 Days of Christmas has became a stable in our household and I assume the rest of the world. After a while these movies get a bit corny. Well one person decided to do something unique to create a new Hallmark movie.

Keaton Patti, who is a writer for the New Yorker and Comedy Central, got a robot to watch 1,000 hours of Hallmark movies and write a movie script.

Patti gave us the first page of the script for us to read. Below is by far the funniest thing I’ve read  in a while.

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